otterlylesbian:

me, a lesbian: complicated comp het crushes on boys that are confusing, stressful and anxious

me, a lesbian: crushes on girls that are straightforward, simple, nice

my goblin brain: this is too easy, somethings wrong

me, a lesbian: what do u mean? no this is way better

my goblin brain: nope. wrong. bad. *hits my body’s panic alarm, sets off all sirens, gives me chest pain, anxiety diarrhea, dials 911 while flagging down emergency helicopters*

why is asking people questions so scary skjfjlskahshdh

oh wow this character is canonically not straight????? i did not see this coming

she’s a crowd favorite for best opp uwu

going ✈ fucking up in my boss/PI’s husband’s class

I’m so fucking tired someone shoot me in the fucking face

why am i like this

americachavez:

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

BOOB HATS

I REALLY DON’T WANNA BE ALIVE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like if someone shot me in the head rn i would thank them